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September 28th, 2007:: Lies, betrayal, and nethermance Our first bout of attempts on the mighty Illidari Council ended with a heartbreaking 1% wipe on a Monday night, allowing us another week to be "intimate" with the group before putting their faces in the dirt. As it turns out, all of the fleeting sideways glances, angst-filled sighs, and smoldering loins were not in our imaginations; there clearly was a blood elf dramafest in progress. Being ever the gossips (as some reading this may know, Corpser pooped himself in college on a bet), we decided to dig a little deeper and rip the secrets from the council's flesh. Naughty secrets. More than just the four of the council were involved. The Betrayer himself was mixed up in a love triangle consisting of himself, Lady Malande, and High Nethermancer Zerevor. This may sound preposterous, but I have the chat log to prove it: KillidanStormRAGE187: HOW COULD U DO THIS TO ME?????????/
We couldn't find any mention of the other two, but considering that one is a rogue wearing a dress and the other is a Ret pally, we can safely assume they're making fabulous, homosexual elf whoopie with each other. How we obtained these juicy logs is not important, and in the end, Illidan's favorite band was correct. It doesn't even matter, because we decided to just go ahead and slaughter the Illidari council. Loots and all that. Yay! Akama was then nice enough to break down Illidan's door as we wondered if we would be interrupting his "special time." Thankfully, he was just having a one-demon pity party. One more to go, and we're done with all the content the Burning Crusade has to offer for now.
September 17th, 2007:: Your mother's a whore As we've been nearing the end of the Black Temple, it has been increasingly apparent that we're up against the toughest foes to be found in either the Outland or Azeroth. Last week, we went toe to toe with a big hunk of rock that has multiple faces and emerged victorious. This week Illidan upped the ante and set us against the very powerful and very slutty madame of BT, Mother Shahraz. This encounter was met with great difficulty. Despite using the strat laid out on Bosskillers, it soon became apparent that we could not simply throw on shadow resist like everyone else to penetrate the Mother's defenses. Desperate for a solution, we looked to the guild's biggest hoebag, Critsuomi, who knows of matters that involve legs being spread eagle with wanton recklessness. After much thinking and sleeping around, she came up with a strategy that none would listen to until she took her top off. It was so simple, yet somehow overlooked: Richard Gere. The only way into a whore's heart is the one and only Richard Gere. Once we employed this strategy, Shahraz was dropping loot like Julia Roberts drops her knickers. With our newfound experience and knowledge to be gleaned from this fight, we can expect to use a strategy of offensively bad Irish accents and the ability to do pretty much nothing worthwhile should we ever face a Jackal. For now, we're looking forward to the Illidari council and the big boss himself, Illidan. Nonetheless, The potential threat of Bruce Willis with bleached blonde hair is too much to ignore. I'm scared. Are you scared? You should be.
September 3rd, 2007:: Of souls and boundary markers This week, we made this thing dead:
Whatever it is.
However, the week did not go by without some juicy guild drama. Pacsan and Docan left the guild to attempt to resurrect Depraved, with Pacsan reportedly claiming he was "fed up with Mitsuomi's shit" and sick of "that loony bitch's menstrual cycle," in addition to bashing the guild for "being a bunch of sissy worshipers of the God of Boundary Markers."
I don't know, he looks pretty badass to me. Fuck Pacsan.
It soon became clear that a guild built on a foundation of Docan could never be anything but a disaster, and thus Depraved died for the 27th time. But not before we got to talk shit about Pac!
Pacsan's lack of being guilded was not enough to stop Duo from laying down the sick burns. Will we overcome the squabbling among the ranks and band together to kill the mistress of the Black Temple and her dirty whores next? Only time will tell.
In other news, resident retard Ruzai managed to do something not completely worthless. Kudos to Ruzai for livening things up on our podunk server. Now if only he would log on for raids.
September 2nd, 2007:: Back in Black So, after an extended break from doing anything of importance in BT besides farming hearts for the looming resist extravaganza of Mother Shahraz, we have returned and killed some fel orc even fatter than Baite: Also proving once again that while we may be able to kill stuff, we can't take a respectable screenshot to save our lives.
August 20th, 2007:: Archie! This is truly a milestone kill that most players will be lucky to ever see. We cannot get complacent, however, for a greater threat in Archie's partner in crime is right around the corner: I don't know what they're saying, but I bet it's evil!
August 6th, 2007:: The key to Assgalore is a solid buttlust rotation
Aug 5th, 2007:: Kaz'rogal
July 30th, 2007:: Anetheron
July 23rd, 2007:: Teron Gorefiend Easy bosses done!
July 22nd, 2007:: Supremus & Shade of Akama Yawn, if you don't get this first time you try...sad... and more easy stuff...
July 19th, 2007:: High Warlord Naj'entus Always fun to finish a night with a new instance and a new kill.
July 16th, 2007:: Rage Winterchill Fear our leet screen shot!
July 12th, 2007:: Kael'thas Sunstrider. Hello Hyjal.
June 25th, 2007:: High Astromancer Solarian. One more and off to Hyjal.
June 24th, 2007:: Al'ar Down.
June 20th, 2007:: SSC Completed! First try this week and "BOOM"
June 7th, 2007:: One More! On our way to Lady Vashj!
May 31th, 2007:: Fathom-Lord Karathress Busy week, We'll try and kill more Monday!
May 30th, 2007:: Void Reaver First Trip to The Eye and First kill.
May 29th, 2007:: You Fuckers Killed Hydross Happy and yet sad that I'm missing kills while on vacation. Fuck You Guys!
May 23rd, 2007:: Morogrim Tidewalker Another Server First For Terminus
May 17th, 2007:: Doomwalker Down Another outdoor boss dead.
May 16th, 2007:: The Lurker who finally spawned Took some practice not falling asleep on spawning him but we got it down.
May 9th, 2007:: Day 2 with the New Tag Started the day with the easy stuff (Gruul's Lair) and then moved outside to get some air Kazzak was a joke for this group, killing him first attempt leaving no time for alliance to spoil the day.
May 8th, 2007:: First Raid, Magtheridon Down! This guy was a lot easier with four warlocks. Hurray for having a balanced raid!
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